Do you ever get bored masturbating?
Yeah, me neither.
But I do like to shake things up every now and then.
If you’ve never tried them before, a pocket pussy can be a real treat.
They let you experience something in between regular masturbation and sex that’s honestly pretty amazing.
Here’s a basic guide to choosing your first pocket pussy and reviews of 6 of the best pocket pussies for men available today.
Pocket Pussies vs. Fleshlights
A lot of people use the terms pocket pussy and fleshlight interchangeably, but that isn’t technically correct.
Fleshlight is a well known manufacturer of “pocket pussies”, but there are many pocket pussies not made by them.
Confusing, right?
The best way to think about it is that “pocket pussy” is the category, and Fleshlight is a stand out company within it.
Things to Consider for the Best Overall Experience
Materials
There are several different materials pocket pussies are made from.
The most commonly used are thermoplastics, silicone, and sometimes latex rubber.
Thermoplastic is used by most of the major manufacturers.
It gives an incredibly lifelike sensation when properly treated and is relatively inexpensive.
Unfortunately, thermoplastics are more porous than other materials.
In layman’s terms this means you’ll have to spend more time cleaning them than with a different material.
Silicone products cost more on average and are less common. They still provide that intense and lifelike sensation but are easier to clean.
Latex pocket pussies are much rarer, and for good reason. There are many people with latex allergies out there.
The last thing you want is a rash on your penis when you’re just trying to masturbate.
Intensity and Tightness
Manufacturers have done a great job ensuring that there’s a pocket pussy for every orientation and desire. You can choose from a huge variety of sensation, tightness, suction, and other factors.
The most basic pocket pussies are basically just rubber tubes with a hole at one end.
They provide a feeling of tightness and some basic suction, but that’s it.
A really good pocket pussy will combine tightness with nubs, fingers, and multiple interior textures.
This lets you experience a range of sensations as you play.
I always recommend you start out with something pretty basic. This lets you explore pocket pussy masturbation without getting overwhelmed.
Appearance and Portability
Pocket pussy is a bit limiting as a category label. You can get male masturbators that come in a bunch of different styles and types.
Some of the most common include:
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Oral
- Combination
- Non anatomical
- Exotic & Fetish
For most pocket pussies the outside appearance won’t affect the internal sensations. It’s best to figure out your own personal kinks and desires, and choose accordingly.
Some of the most popular pocket pussies are modeled after the vaginas and assholes of famous pornstars.
Don’t be afraid to go a little crazy. Masturbation is a healthy and judgement free activity, let yourself explore a bit.
The other thing to keep in mind is your pocket pussy’s size:
If you’re just planning to use it at home you can get pretty much anything you want.
If you want to be able to travel with it you should definitely pick a more discreet and portable model.
Price
There’s a wide range of price points for different pocket pussies. You can find very inexpensive ones all the way up to pricey and ultra realistic products like fleshlights.
It all comes down to what you’re looking for and willing to spend. If you want something that will last and provide the best experience you’ll need to pay a bit more.
Don’t be discouraged though. There are plenty of great low cost pocket pussies you can try out.
Extra Functions
Does the thought of masturbating hands free appeal to you?
It definitely did for me, and with some of the new stuff coming out these days it’s becoming possible.
There are some great products out there designed with mounts and other set ups that let your penis do all the work. We’re truly living in a golden age of sex toys.
There are also models with more basic features like vibration or a pulsing effect. Don’t be afraid to check some out.
Get Started on the Right Path for the Best Overall Experience
Pocket pussies are great fun but you do need to put a little preparation into using them. This really comes down to two things:
Lots of lubrication and getting the temperature right.
You should only use water-based lubes when playing with your pocket pussy. The material used in most of them can actually be damaged over time by oil or silicone-based lube.
Make sure you thoroughly apply lube to both your penis and your pocket pussy for maximum pleasure.
Temperature is a bit trickier.
Strictly speaking you don’t have to warm up your pocket pussy, but it feels a lot more realistic if you do.
You can warm your pocket pussy up by running it under warm water before use. It takes a bit of practice to get it just right though.
Routine Care is Easy
Pocket pussies are a lot of fun to use but they do require regular upkeep. Don’t worry though, it’s nothing too serious.
Just make sure you rinse it thoroughly with warm water and allow it to dry naturally after every use.
I also recommend that you give it a thorough deep clean with a manufacturer approved cleaning product on a regular basis.
The Best Pocket Pussies for Men
Here is a list of the top 6 products this year:
- Peek-A-Boo Lips Stroker
- Vivid Raw Penis Teaser Stroker Combo
- Cyberskin Stealth Dual Ended Stroker
- Tenga Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup
- THRUST Pro Ultra Zoey
- Super Head Honcho Masturbator
1. Peek-A-Boo Lips Stroker
If you love that moment when you first spread your partners lips wide you’ll really get off on the Peek-A-Boo Stroker.
It has a tight slit opening that you can spread to reveal a set of delicate pink inner lips.
Key features of the Stroker are:
- Contoured exterior allows for secure yet gentle grip.
- Spreadable lips lets you really get into your fantasies.
- Varied ribs, nubs, and teasing fingers await on the inside.
The Peek-A-Boo is made using life like Fanta Flesh for maximum realism. The tight inner lips and engorged clit let you act out your fantasies whenever you like.
Even better, you get the sensation of two sets of lips caressing your member as you play.
At 6.5 inches long and 3.5 inches wide it can accommodate a wide variety of penis shapes and sizes.
If you love that sucking, vacuum feeling of a good blowjob don’t forget to play around with the hole on the end.
It lets you change the tightness and suction of your toy on the fly.
If you’re looking for a little something extra in your pocket pussy the Vivid Raw Penis Teaser has you covered.
It gives you a nice 5.25 inch long textured toy and includes a bullet vibrator and Vivid porn DVD to add extra stimulation.
Some high points:
- Textured inner canal for intense stimulation.
- Variable speed vibrations for heightening arousal.
- Included DVD has 2.5 hours of sexy scenes to play to
- Lifelike vaginal opening.
The combination of a high-quality pocket pussy and a vibrator really ups the experience.
You just slide the vibrating bullet into the back of the Teaser and then slip yourself in from the front.
This lets you experience everything from a gentle hum to a deep, throbbing vibe as you play.
I also really liked the easy clean design. When you’re finished playing with this ultra stretchy thermoplastic toy you can quickly flush it out with warm water.
3. Cyberskin Stealth Dual Ended Stroker
The Stealth Dual Ended Stroker has one of the most interesting twists of any pocket pussy I’ve seen.
Most pocket pussies have an opening at both ends but only one play point. Not so with the Stroker.
It gives you both a tight vaginal opening and a set of luscious lips to double your pleasure.
Top features of it include:
- Dual ended design with varied texture throughout.
- Includes suction cup mount for hands free shower fun.
- Stealthy black case for easy storage and travel.
- 8 inches long for even the deepest thrusts.
If you’re looking for the most bang for your buck the Cyberskin Dual Ended Stroker is an excellent choice. It’s basically two pocket pussies in one.
The mouth side has a slightly larger opening than the vagina side and the texture on either end is completely different.
Going through the lips gives you more suction than going through the vagina. If you go the other way you get a more intensely textured experience.
I’ve seen shower mounts before but it’s rare that they’re included with your pocket pussy.
The Cyberskin mount attaches firmly to smooth shower walls and stays in place even during pretty intense thrusting.
Word to the wise though, make sure you get the angles figured out before you try and really slam in.
It’s embarrassingly easy to line it up wrong in your enthusiasm.
4. Tenga Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup
Tenga is a Japanese manufacturer well known for their innovative designs and high-quality products.
Their Deep Throat Onacup is a pre-lubricated pocket pussy designed to imitate the feeling of a nice messy blowjob. Important features to keep in mind:
- Self-lubricating.
- Vacuum effect base.
- Rippled tightening zone for maximum pleasure.
- Discreet packaging and design.
The Tenga Standard Edition comes in a nondescript rounded design that makes it easy to travel with.
It’s just 4.5 inches long and is studded throughout its inner sleeve with lots of nubs and texture points to increase your pleasure.
One thing that really sets the Tenga apart is how it’s designed to be used. It’s actually meant to be a single-use toy.
It comes pre-lubricated and is ready to go as soon as you open its can. A great thing about being disposable is that it allows Tenga keep the price very low.
A useful tip I once received was to pop a condom on before use. It changes the sensation a bit but does let you use your Tenga multiples times.
It’s a great pocket pussy to try out if you aren’t sure you want to invest in a more expensive one yet.
5. THRUST Pro Ultra Zoey
If you really like to pound into your toys the Ultra Zoey by THRUST Pro is an excellent option.
It’s 6 inches long and can help you reach new heights of pleasure with the intensity and variety of its textures.
Key features include:
- Discreet black can for easy travel and storage.
- Intensely textured inner canal.
- Anatomical vagina opening.
- Vibrator compatible.
The Ultra Zoey is made from high-quality thermoplastic and does an excellent job mimicking the feel of a real vagina.
Its opening is modeled after a tight, juicy vagina and you’ll be shocked by the intensity of its inner canal.
The secondary opening on the back of the Zoey lets you adjust the suction just to your liking.
If you really want to explode you can even slip a vibrating bullet inside to up the experience to the next level.
If you find yourself on the road a lot the discreet black packaging lets you enjoy yourself wherever the mood hits you.
6. Super Head Honcho Masturbator
The Super Head Honcho is an updated version of the award winning Head Honcho masturbator.
It incorporates new features and an improved texture design to increase your pleasure many times over.
Some things to keep in mind:
- Clear thermoplastic design so you or a partner can watch all the action.
- Three chamber suction design.
- Increased length increases pleasure for bigger guys.
The original Head Honcho was well regarded in the adult toy community.
The new version has honestly improved upon it in just about every way.
It’s bigger, longer, and features a more effective three chamber system that changes the amount of suction as you move within it.
There are more nubs, stimulation points, and ribs within the Super Head Honcho as well.
This all combines to make it one of the most stimulating toys on the market.
Even better, its dual opening design makes it really easy to clean when you’ve had your fun.
Final Thoughts and My Overall Pick
The best pocket pussy for men has to provide something extra.
It needs to do more than just get you off.
You have to have a true experience.
There are plenty of high-quality products out there, but it takes something special to really stand out in this market.
Two of the products on this list definitely fill that criteria.
My runner up was the Tenga Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup.
It really impressed me with its quality, especially for a one time use product.
It’s inexpensive, self-lubricating, and gives you a great experience. If you’ve never use a pocket pussy before it’s the perfect toy to try.
For the best overall though, I had to go with the THRUST Pro Ultra Zoey.
It wasn’t the tightest or the most intense toy on this list, but its high-quality design and included extras really put it over the top.
