The Best Dragon Dildos and 3 Alternatives to the Expensive Bad Dragon Toys

Are you a fan of fantasy and sometimes feel like unleashing your inner goddess?

Have you ever wondered what it is like to be a dragon queen?

A certain show which recently concluded has reinvigorated the popularity and mystique of dragons.

If you enjoy bringing the sword and sorcery genre into your sex play I have just the toy for you: Dragon dildos.

Here are some exquisite products that will let you reign over your bedroom like you were the ruler of many kingdoms.

The Allure of the Dragon

Some women simply aren’t interested in a run of the mill dildo that looks like a penis.

While there are already several dildos on the market that fall into this category, dragon dildos are a class of their own.

If you are a fan of high fantasy and fascinated by the power of mythical creatures, chances are you will be enticed by dragon dildos.

For the record I am not talking about having sex with a giant flying reptile (or any animal), but enjoying the unique features of this particular genre of sex toy.

If you are using these toys with a partner, get ready for some seriously hot (pun intended) role playing.

If you do have a penchant for the fantasy genre, you have probably already noticed that any product in this vast universe tends to be expensive, especially high-quality items.

The good news is dragon dildos come not only in a wide range of prices, but an equally wide range of selections.

Regardless if you are an experimenter, beginner, comfortable with, or veteran user of sex toys there is a option for you.

A word of caution: These toys tend to be large.

Unless you are a seasoned toy user or can handle a remarkably big phallus, start off small and work your way up. There is no denying that several of these dildos are absolutely beautiful, but please don’t get visually greedy for the sake of discomfort or even downright pain.

There is a very simple guideline to follow when considering the size of dragon dildos which makes this fun task rather easy. If you decide not to start with the smallest size go with incremental increases of 0.25” for diameter and 0.8” for circumference from what you’re normally used to (if possible).

When it comes to girth, the most important dimensions to consider are the middle and the head. Sometimes these measurements are not always possible to do, so take them as a general guideline.

These guidelines are particularly helpful if you are shopping for dragon dildos online rather than in-store.

If you are lucky enough to find a shop or event that is selling these mythical beauties, a visual inspection should be adequate to determine whether or not your toy of choice will be a good fit.

And if you already have a well-loved sex toy or penis that is the perfect size, use those measurements for a guideline when choosing your new toy. Once you have those dimensions, you should be ready to make your choice and here are some great selections to consider.

Best for Experimenters: The Drodong

If you have never used a dildo or are entirely new to sex toys, the Drodong is a great place to start.

This toy is a gorgeous shade of dark, metallic red and beautifully molded with varying shapes and textures. The shaft consists of raised curves perfect for internal stimulation, but the base of the dildo is made up of numerous tiny yet sharp teeth. These teeth offer an incredible clitoral massage while the sculpted, almost-triangular head can be focused directly on the G-spot to deliver the orgasms you have fantasized about.

Thanks to its incredible design the Drodong can be fully rotated internally for additional pleasure.

Due to its flexibility, this toy is very versatile and you can fully experiment with it in order to find which angles work best for your body. It is also body-safe as the dildo is made of 100% silicone.

It has an overall length of 8.5 inches, an insertable length of 7.5 inches, measures 6 inches at the widest point of its circumference, and the circumference of the tip is 3.75 inches.

If this toy is a little large or long for you, take some time to enjoy getting used to it by beginning with external stimulation (those teeth!).

Coat Drodong in water-based lube and enjoy some very sexy self-discovery or let your partner do the exploring. Use the textured scales on the shaft and the exquisitely sculpted head to massage your labia and clitoris. A friendly note, you will likely climax. Once you are fully stimulated begin to experiment with insertion taking into account both length and angles.

As this amazing dildo is so flexible, you will likely be using it to its maximum potential sooner than later.

Pros:

• Detailed design and texture.
• Shaft mimics features of a real penis.
• Teeth at base provide intense clitoral stimulation.
• Very flexible.
• Waterproof.

Cons:

• A little pricey at $85.
• No suction cup at the base.

Best for Beginners: The Padgene

While it looks a little more like a tentacle than other choices, the Padgene still falls under the genre.

It has a unique shape as its base bends at a 90-degree angle but this paired with a strong suction cup offers several potential uses and positions when using this dildo since it can be mounted horizontally or vertically.

The Padgene measures a total of 9 inches with 7-7.5 being insertable and a healthy girth of 2.36 inches at its widest point. It is made of medical-grade PVC and very flexible which means you can find the right angles for maximum stimulation.

The shaft of this dildo offers two unique patterns for enhanced pleasure. The “octopus” footprint features slightly raised circle while the fine stripes on the opposite side promise more intense stimulation.

I particularly like the design of the head as it has a slight scoop to hug the clitoris and a raised ridge around the circumference for additional external stimulation and amazing internal stimulation. The mix of textures and flexibility deliver some seriously intense orgasms, especially during hands-free use.

This is also what makes it great for beginners, despite its substantial size. If you are a novice when it comes to sex toys this dildo is a little more basic (ie less intimidating) than others but it definitely gets the job done. The suction cup means you can use it in places like the bath or shower as you discover your favorite ways and places to use a dildo.

Pros:

• Great price ($27).
• Hands-free use.
• Nice mix of shape and texture.

Cons:

• Much more basic than other dragon dildos.
• The circular texture could offer more stimulation.

Best for Intermediates and Advanced: Bad Dragon Dildos

If you are seeking an incredible selection of dragon dildos look no further than Bad-Dragon.com.

These 100% platinum-cure silicone products are the epitome of the genre with their color, detail, designs, and textures. And did I mention they are customizable?

If you are comfortable with sex toys and looking for something truly unique this is the perfect place to shop. This website offers an impressive array of products for experimenters/beginners all the way to the most seasoned veteran users.

Of the dazzling selection I have two particular favorites which are perfect for intermediate and advanced users, these being the Orochi and the Hunter.

The Orochi

The highlight of this spectacular dragon dildo is its array of textures. The head features deep, textured horizontal ribs around its entire circumference all the way to the tip. This feature alone delivers amazing internal and external orgasms.

Not only do these ribs provide toe-curling clitoral stimulation, you can insert the head alone for jaw dropping pleasure. Using twisting or circular motions use the head for an internal massage that will make you feel like you are flying.

After recovering from your climax (you’ll need a few minutes), get ready for another one by experiencing Orochi’s shaft. A mix of plated and mesh-like scaling atop raised bends and curves provides indescribable sensations unlike anything you have felt before.

The combination of shape and texture can almost be too overwhelming so I recommend that even veteran users take their time with this amazing dildo.

Bad Dragon suggests a tactic of exploration with the Orochi and I couldn’t agree more. After all, you don’t want sensory overload but rather enjoy the multiple sensations (and orgasms!) this gorgeous dildo has to offer!

Grab your lube (you want a very good one) and enjoy yourself, be it solo or with a partner.

Start by stimulating yourself with just the head (inside, out, or both) then use the shaft against your labia and clitoris to familiarize yourself with the shape and textures. It will help you know what to expect from this amazing toy and how it will feel when you use it internally.

To make things even better, you can customize the Orochi in your choice of color (including glow in the dark), size, and firmness.

Pros:

• Astonishing sensation from the textures.
• Beautifully made for optimal pleasure.
• A reasonable base price of $55.
• Customizable.

Cons:

• Does not come with a suction cup.

The Hunter

Even the most advanced user of sex toys might do a double-take when they see this beast.

It comes in one size: eye-popping.

As in a head circumference of 5.25 inches and diameter of 1.7 inches, a shaft circumference of 6.5 inches, and insertable length of 6 inches. The Hunter is designed for extraordinary stimulation with its intricate shaft boasting bumps and curves on intense “muscle”.

This dildo is all about girth and its textured shape provides phenomenal internal stimulation as it rubs all the right places.

Yet the Hunter has a beautifully-sculpted head that mimics a real penis. This shape offers amazing G-spot, P-spot, and clitoral stimulation.

Like the Orochi, the Hunter’s design can provide intense external enjoyment, something I would definitely recommend before insertion! The bulbous curves are not for beginners and even sex toy veterans will need a lot of lube before slipping the Hunter inside.

Consider extending your pleasure by using this dildo in an exploratory fashion with the slow and steady technique. When you do use the Hunter for penetration trust me that with every move and thrust you will feel it inside of you, and it will feel glorious.

While it is only available in one size this toy can be customized in your choice of color and firmness.

Pros:

• Truly unique design provides intense pleasure.
• Customizable.

Cons:

• Available in one size.
• At $105 it is expensive.

The Highest Quality Fantasy Dildo: The CreatureCock

If you are looking for an over-the-top dragon dildo boasting Hollywood-type effects there is the CreatureCock.

This toy is for serious collectors due to its price ($399) and intricacy. One can see how fantasy fans would lust after this gorgeously made toy but that is just the beginning.

Let’s talk about how this toy feels.

At 6.25 insertable inches and a shaft width of 1.5 inches this dildo would be useable for beginners to experts. It is made of 100% silicone and where it shines is the texture.

The CreatureCock’s shaft consists of layers of armor-like plating covered with fine scales. This delivers an array of sensations as the ridged, tiered plates are inserted and rub against the vaginal wall during penetration. At the same time, the smaller scales provide a gentler massaging effect. This dual stimulation is especially effective on the G-spot, so be ready to encounter a new level of orgasm.

And do I even need to mention what those ridges plates have to offer when it comes to clitoral stimulation? The small, tapered head is equally effective for external stimulation and its precision shape delivers amazing G-spot orgasms, especially combined with those plates.

Due to its design, you definitely need to use a lot of lube with the CreatureCock but get ready for pleasure that should have its own genre.

Pros:

• A one of its kind product.
• The tiered plates deliver incredible orgasms.

Cons:

• Extremely expensive.
• Might be too much sensation for some people.

Conclusion: The Ruling Dragon

Like any sex toy, choosing a dragon dildo is going to be a very personal choice.

Our needs and bodies vary which means one toy will not work for all users. Yet when looking at these options I think the clear winner of these options is Bad Dragon’s Orochi.

These dildos go back to the love of the fantasy genre and a person looking for a sex toy that does not look like a penis or even a traditional phallus. Once more it is about the fantasy, something that looks otherworldly while delivering a new dimension of pleasure.

The Orochi offers all of these features and several benefits. It looks like an object plucked from high fantasy but its intricate design will unleash pleasure beyond fantasy. The fact that you can customize this dildo to the color, size, and firmness of your choice further makes it an optimal choice for all users and a beautiful addition to any toy collection.