Black Dildos: Bigger, Bolder, Better

Let’s face it ladies, sometimes we just want more, and size sometimes does matter.

Whether you are having a very sexy “you” night or spending an evening with your partner, dildos can be a lot of fun and bring a lot of pleasure.

There is an endless array to choose from, but if you are looking for eye-popping pleasure you might want to consider a black dildo.

These toys aren’t for the faint of heart as they are bigger, bolder, and generally a better choice for experienced users.

If I have your attention, let’s take a closer look at black dildos and all that they offer.

Dildos vs. Vibrators

Before going any further, it is important to understand the difference between two very common sex toys: dildos and vibrators.

A dildo is usually very phallic in appearance (looks like a penis) and solid yet flexible.

They are designed for the penetration of the vagina, mouth, and/or anus.

There is a specific line of anal stimulators called butt plugs that can look very different than traditional dildos, and some dildos designed for vaginal penetration are not true replicas of a penis.

For this article I will be focusing on dildos that are more phallic shaped. For more options, check out our main dildo informational page here.

Vibrators are different in that they buzz, pulse, and/or throb due to a power source.

Check out our full vibrator guide here.

They can also be used in several different areas and may or may not be phallic shaped. Simply put a vibrator buzzes a dildo does not.

Dildos are also much more flexible than vibrators in their construction and use, with the exception of certain materials such as glass.

Once you “get the hang” of using a dildo, these toys can deliver truly incredible orgasms.

While some people might prefer a vibrator, which can deliver stimulation without penetration, a dildo is all about penetration.

How to Use a Dildo

And no, you do not just “stick it in”.

There is a bit of an art to using a dildo for maximum pleasure and there is no shortage of instruction on how to do this.

Keep in mind this advice is not one size fits all. Sure, we ladies love a G-spot orgasm, but achieving that orgasm will call for different techniques among different women.

The same principle applies to exploring anal penetration: you will use the dildo in ways that differ from vaginal penetration.

We’re in the process of creating an excellent starter guide to using these toys, and if you are looking for more adventurous instruction, well-known pornographic sites like YouPorn and RedTube have a multitude of videos featuring dildo use.

Just like any toy, you want to be relaxed and in the right mood before using a dildo.

Watching porn helps countless people prepare for sex while other techniques might include manual masturbation, sensual music, candlelight, reading erotica, or taking a bath.

For the ultimate “warm-up” try a bath lit only with candles and have an erotic audiobook going while you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time. This can also be an ideal opportunity to use a dildo, especially if you have one with a suction cup to attach to the tub or shower wall. View our recommended suction cup dildos here.

Dildos, especially black dildos, are fantasy products, so create your own fantasy while using one.

Why a Black Dildo?

When it comes to dildos keep one very important thing in mind: lube.

Penetration should never be painful and lube WILL help with this, especially if you are new to sex toys.

When it comes to black dildos I’m going to be entirely honest with you, these bad boys are big.

Most products are designed for people who want the sensation and stimulation of a (very) well-endowed penis. This can be a matter of personal preference or necessity varying among people’s bodies.

For example, a woman might go through several sex toys before she finds the right one for her body that delivers a far better orgasm than the others.

Let’s be real here, vaginas vary and so do their needs. The same holds true for anal stimulation as one dildo could feel far more satisfying than another for this type of play.

For black dildos, no matter how you will use them, with the possible exception of oral play, use plenty of lube not just for comfort but for added sensation. And if you are using a dildo in/under the water, be certain to keep that lube at hand!

If you feel that a black dildo is a must for your toybox, below are a few suggestions.

The Top 3 Black Dildos Available Now

1. The Doc Johnson American Bombshell Triple Ripples

The Triple Ripple is a challenging toy even for the most experienced of users.

This metallic grey behemoth is designed with 3 ridged and graduated heads for triple pleasure upon penetration.

Prepare yourself for a three-tiered series of very satisfying “pops” whether using this dildo vaginally or anally.

It is firm and flexible at this same time which is a benefit to its 9.5 inches of insertable length and 8.5-inch circumference.

This dildo is exceptionally smooth as it is made from Doc Johnson’s trademarked Sil-A-Gel PVC formula which is antibacterial, latex-free, and completely body safe.

Due to this material and the impressive size of this toy be sure to use a water-based lubricant, and a lot of it.

If you are a believer in the third time being the charm, the Triple Ripple is available to buy online.

Pros:

• Unique three-head design for increased sensation.
• Very large (not for beginners).
• Incredibly smooth texture.

Cons:

• No suction cup included but is compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system.

2. The King Cock Girthy Ultra Realistic 8.5 Inch

The appropriately named King Cock is a masterpiece of realism with its veined shaft, perfectly sculpted head, and slight curve to hit just the right spots.

The only thing more impressive than this dildo’s authenticity is its size.

The King Cock boasts 8.5 inches of insertable length, a 7-inch circumference, and 2 inches of diameter. Needless to say this is a very fulfilling toy and the flared base ensures safe anal play.

Made of body-safe PVC, you want to stay with water-based lube for this firm beast.

If you are ready to try out what one reviewer called the “royalty of dildos” you can find it online.

Pros:

• Extremely life-like feel.
• Suction cup for hands-free use.

Cons:

• Heavy-be sure the suction cup is firmly in place.

3. The 8 Inch All-American Whopper Dong

You can’t go wrong with a toy that has sold over 150,000 units and boasts reviews like “finally, this one is the best”.

The Whopper is exactly that: 8 inches from tip to base and 1.5 inches wide of flexible, lifelike Real Skin PVC sculpted to feel like an actual penis.

A unique angle allows for precision targeting of a woman’s G-spot but this dildo is also great for anal play.

The beautifully crafted head delivers additional sensation as do the large testicles. Even better, the Whopper has an exceptionally strong suction cup that can withstand vivacious use. In fact, one user called the suction cup the second best part of the experience as it “clung to every surface of the bedroom except the carpet”.

Also highly recommended for water play, this best-selling dildo is available online.

Pros:

• Great size without being too big.
• Very strong suction cup.
• Well designed angle to stimulate erogenous zones.

Cons:

• The testicles shorten the insertable length.

Closing Thoughts

Of these three products my top recommendation is the All American Whopper.

It’s size-able without being too large, and boasts additional benefits like the strong suction cup and the unique angle for hitting just the right spots.

The dildo offers great satisfaction for anal or vaginal play which is backed up by a large number of very happy users.

The lifelike material and details further add to the pleasure of the Whopper as it truly feels more like a real penis than a sex toy.

As black dildos generally go, this one has formidable dimensions without being too overwhelming and its curve takes the guesswork out of finding your hot zones.

Yes, bodies vary, but the Whopper is designed to accommodate those differences. This is yet another reason it is the clear winner in this roundup of black dildos.